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Thursday, February 16, 2012

Tasty burgers

It is hard to make a BAD burger.  You really have to work at it to screw up something so basic, so fundamentally and inherently great as a burger.  There are, however, lots of mediocre burgers out there.  Now don't get me wrong.  Even a mediocre burger is better than most things you could be eating.  I mean, seriously.....a salad?  No way any salad can compare to a burger.  Even a mediocre burger tops a salad.  If I go to McDonald's (like that's going to happen if I have a choice) I am getting a Quarter Pounder; not a McVeggie salad or cup of apples and nuts.  Give me a break.  Yeah, even a so-so burger is better than that junk.

What is so disappointing is that there are a lot of mediocre burgers out there.  It is disheartening to see a burger, already superior to most food, just by the virtue of it being a burger, that isn't great.  Eating a burger should make you happy.  It doesn't take that much effort to make a really tasty burger.  So why are there so many mediocre burgers?   Laziness?  Indifference?  Contempt for the glory that is the burger?  I don't know.  I do know that I rate most restaurants by their ability to make a good burger.  They might screw up the fries, the onion rings, the pan-seared squab served on a sunchoke puree, topped with bitter micro-greens and a persimmon puree, but if they mess up a burger they aren't going to get anymore of my business.  No sir.

So, when I find a good burger place I know I'm going to be a repeat customer.  A couple of large chains do it right:
In-N-Out: Tasty, drip-down-your-chin goodness
Five Guys: Pure, simple classic burger

More often than not, the best restaurant burgers come from small independent places.  Watch Diners, Drive-ins and Dives and you'll see some awesome burgers.  One of my favorites.....
Hodads: Beach burger Nirvana.  For my money, best on the Left Coast

I watch Diners, Drive-ins and Dives every chance I get.  I am guaranteed to see at least a couple of recipes that will be downright awesome.  I have seen some great looking burgers that have either validated what I've been doing or given me new ideas.  After watching a recent 'Triple D' marathon I found myself with a hankerin' for burgers.  Not one to deny a hankerin' I went out and bought some ground beef and pork.  Normally I would add some ground lamb to the mix, but I just couldn't find any at a decent price.  Still, beef and pork makes for a nice combo.  I actually toyed with the idea of adding ground bacon to the mix, but chickened out at the last minute.

Now I've been making cheese-stuffed burgers since I was a kid.  It started with finely diced bits of sharp cheddar mixed in with the meat.  Later I found that I preferred making a thick patty with a slice of cheese inside.  I usually want a sharp cheese inside; something like cheddar, bleu or gorganzola.  The sharp flavor nicely balances the rich fattiness of the meat.  While I love American cheese on top of burgers (just about as classic a flavor as you can get), I have never tried it inside of one.  After seeing a couple of places up in Milwaukee that make American-stuffed burgers, I decided to try it.


From The Hollow Leg Diner - images


There was about half a slice of cheese in each burger.  The cheese melts while cooking and lubricates the inside of the burger.  The burgers weighed in at about 1/2 lb.  I season the meat when it is mixed.  I like to get a lot of flavor into the burger, and I don't think just seasoning the outside does enough.  Seasoning varies every time I make burgers, but will usually include salt, black pepper, garlic powder, Cayenne pepper and paprika.


From The Hollow Leg Diner - images


I prefer my burgers cooked on the grill.  I really like the smokiness from cooking over charcoal.  If I want a pan seared burger, I'll cook it in a really hot cast iron pan and then finish in the oven.  My burgers are thick so just pan-searing is not an option.


From The Hollow Leg Diner - images


There's just nothing like the taste of smoky, melted cheese on top of a burger.  In this case the burgers were topped with a mix of sharp cheddar and Swiss or American and Swiss.


From The Hollow Leg Diner - images


Ahh, yeah!  Red onion rings under the melted cheese.


From The Hollow Leg Diner - images


Now that's a burger.  Toasted buns with mayo, mustard, ketchup, dill pickles, tomatoes and lettuce.


From The Hollow Leg Diner - images


Whaaaaaat!!!!????  What is wrong with this picture?  Leave it to Lupe to assemble the perfect burger upside down.  Geeeez!  Amateurs!


From The Hollow Leg Diner - images


Tasty burgers for the whole week.  After all; the burger is the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.




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